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thepeencuisine:

Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight
Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds

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April 28, 2016

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kateordie:

Yeah c'mon

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March 01, 2016

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jade:

me: shoot why is every1 together and i’m here without a boyfriend/gorlfrend
me: declines every date. takes 3-5 business days to respond to messages. never smiles. cannot parallel park

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February 23, 2016

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February 05, 2016

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January 27, 2016

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shewhowandersthemoon:

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crossthewerewolf:
My favorite vegan commercial ever lol.
this looks like the beginning of a gay porno tbh
IT SO DOES OMG

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January 09, 2016

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malta-goya:

@shibapocalypse

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January 09, 2016

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fistinginferno:

unbelievable-facts:
Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.
‘i can live on what i’ve already made for the next few centuries’…. sounds like something an immortal would say, keanu…